// Chooses a background image, and set of comments function whichLandscape() { var r = Math.random(); // ******* Bears ******* if (r<0.17) { document.getElementById('wrapper').style.backgroundImage="url(images/layout/bears.jpg)"; comments = [ "You say, \"arghhh\"<\/span>", "You say, \"Oh n—\"<\/span>", "You say, \"help meeeeeee!\"<\/span>", "Bear<\/span> claws you for 44.3<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "Bear<\/span> claws you for 46.1<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "Bear<\/span> claws you for 46.8<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "Bear<\/span> claws you for 48.6<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "Bear<\/span> claws you for 50.3<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "Bear<\/span> claws you for 51.9<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "Bear<\/span> critically claws you for 100.8 points of damage!<\/span>", "Bear<\/span> critically claws you for 105.9 points of damage!<\/span>", "Bear<\/span> critically claws you for 106.6 points of damage!<\/span>", "You score a glancing hit on Bear<\/span> for 4.0<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "You score a glancing hit on Bear<\/span> for 4.1<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "You score a glancing hit on Bear<\/span> for 3.9<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "You miss Bear<\/span>!<\/span>", "You miss Bear<\/span>!<\/span>", "You miss Bear<\/span>!<\/span>", "You critically fumble!<\/span>"]; } // ******* Dungeon ******* else if (r<0.33) { document.getElementById('wrapper').style.backgroundImage="url(images/layout/dungeon.jpg)"; comments = [ "Sera<\/span> Ronin<\/span> says, \"What was the problem?\"<\/span>", "Pyromaniac ◊<\/span> says, \"it takes all of your ap\'s\"<\/span>", "Sera<\/span> Ronin<\/span> says, \"Okay, thanks. Cause I was going to make one soon.\"<\/span>", "Iwid Militia<\/span> pierces you for 87.7<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "Iwid Militia<\/span> pierces you for 83.1<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "Iwid Militia<\/span> scores a glancing hit on you for 4.8<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "Iwid Watchman<\/span> scores a glancing hit on you for 1.9<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "Iwid Watchman<\/span> scores a glancing hit on you for 2.2<\/span> points of damage!<\/span>", "Iwid Watchman<\/span> misses you!<\/span>", "Iwid Warrior<\/span> criticaly fumbles!<\/span>", "Iwid Warrior<\/span> misses you!<\/span>", "Iwid Mage<\/span> uses Lightning<\/span> (Green)!<\/span>", "It's Dawn<\/span>", "ACE BudMan<\/span> says, \"hey\"<\/span>"]; } // ******* Mountain ******* else if (r<0.5) { document.getElementById('wrapper').style.backgroundImage="url(images/layout/mountain.jpg)"; comments = [ "Roland<\/span> says, \"Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came\"<\/span>", "Blowden<\/span> says, \"Those were some amazing books\"<\/span>", "Roland<\/span> says, \"Favorite series, hands down.\"<\/span>", "Blowden<\/span> says, \"I\'d probably have to say the same. I\'d like to reread them soon\"<\/span>", "Roland<\/span> says, \"Yeah, I\'ve been reading a few of the little ones that tie into it.\"<\/span>", "Blowden<\/span> says, \"I\'ve heard a lot of his books do\"<\/span>", "Roland<\/span> says, \"Yeah, like 20 or more.\"<\/span>", "Blowden<\/span> says, \"I agree\"<\/span>", "Roland<\/span> says, \"I would too\"<\/span>", "Duke LiathLuachra ◊<\/span> tells you, \"Good morning.\"<\/span>", "Duke LiathLuachra ◊<\/span> tells you, \"And where have you been lately?\"<\/span>", "LiathLuachra — (Email hidden)
x???? y????, Level 125, Druid \/ Green \/ Male \/ GiftedLiathLuachra is an associate to: Culhuch, Likimeya"]; } // ******* Midnight ******* else if (r<0.66) { document.getElementById('wrapper').style.backgroundImage="url(images/layout/midnight.jpg)"; comments = [ "ACE Sammuel<\/span> says, \"dont you just love this game? ;)\"<\/span>", "It's Midnight<\/span>", "Kirby ◊<\/span> says, \"argh midnight\"<\/span>", "Kirby ◊<\/span> says, \"noooooo!\"<\/span>", "Kirby ◊<\/span> says, \"this is ridiculous\"<\/span>", "It's too dark for you to attack that target<\/span>", "It's too dark for you to attack that target<\/span>", "Zombie<\/span> attacks but misses you!<\/span>", "Zombie<\/span> attacks but misses you!<\/span>", "Your Torch burned out<\/span>", "Your Lantern burned out<\/span>", "Your Candle burned out<\/span>" ]; } // ******* Sand ******* else if (r<0.83) { document.getElementById('wrapper').style.backgroundImage="url(images/layout/sand.jpg)"; comments = [ "It is afternoon<\/span>", "You tell Sera<\/span> beweartheboogaI<\/span>, \"hey booga whats up?\"<\/span>", "You tell Sera<\/span> beweartheboogaI<\/span>, \"cmon man\"<\/span>", "You tell Sera<\/span> beweartheboogaI<\/span>, \"cmon...\"<\/span>", "You tell Sera<\/span> beweartheboogaI<\/span>, \"is it anything like the alchemist potions?\"<\/span>", "You tell Sera<\/span> beweartheboogaI<\/span>, \"come on man. just tell me, no big deal.\"<\/span>", "You tell Sera<\/span> beweartheboogaI<\/span>, \"i dont even care about specifics\"<\/span>", "Sera<\/span> beweartheboogaI<\/span> tells you, \"if its no big deal y u keep asking?\"<\/span>", "Sera<\/span> beweartheboogaI<\/span> tells you, \"hey\"<\/span>", "Sera<\/span> beweartheboogaI<\/span> tells you, \"u already got ur hint\"<\/span>", "Sera<\/span> beweartheboogaI<\/span> tells you, \"and i did give u a hint\"<\/span>", "Sera<\/span> beweartheboogaI<\/span> tells you, \"if i tell u will u shut up??\"<\/span>", "Sera<\/span> beweartheboogaI<\/span> tells you, \"?\"<\/span>", "Equipping item...<\/span>
Your Maximum Damage increased by<\/span> 25.7<\/span>", "Equipping item...<\/span>
Your Maximum Damage increased by<\/span> -25.7<\/span>" ]; } // ******* Grass ******* else { document.getElementById('wrapper').style.backgroundImage="url(images/layout/grass.jpg)"; comments = [ "White Rabbit<\/span> attacks but misses you!<\/span>", "Brown Rabbit<\/span> attacks but misses you!<\/span>", "Black Rabbit<\/span> attacks but misses you!<\/span>", "You feel more powerful (36<\/span> progression points)<\/span>
Brown Rabbit<\/span> was killed<\/span>", "You feel more powerful (36<\/span> progression points)<\/span>
White Rabbit<\/span> was killed<\/span>", "You feel more powerful (36<\/span> progression points)<\/span>
Black Rabbit<\/span> was killed<\/span>", "You see<\/span> Syke the Ranger<\/span> (100% health, experience level 0)", "Syke's Uneasy Dreams<\/span> has been updated in your Quest Log<\/span>", "Interacting with Syke the Ranger...<\/span>", "You received<\/span> 7 Copper Coins<\/span>", "You received<\/span> 13 Copper Coins<\/span>", "You received<\/span> 19 Copper Coins<\/span>", "Czar<\/span> GhostRider<\/span> says, \"hey, can i help u?\"<\/span>", "Czar<\/span> GhostRider<\/span> says, \"yum yum, Bunnies! :P\"<\/span>", "Czar<\/span> GhostRider<\/span> says, \"If you need help just ask for it!\"<\/span>", "Czar<\/span> GhostRider<\/span> says, \"Bunnies are cool! :D\"<\/span>", "Czar<\/span> GhostRider<\/span> says, \"let me know when u reach level 15\"<\/span>", "Czar<\/span> GhostRider<\/span> says, \"Tell me when u are heading for Zatras Tomb...\"<\/span>", "Czar<\/span> GhostRider<\/span> says, \"What class are u gonna go for?\"<\/span>", "You gained an attribute point!<\/span>"]; } // Picks a random comment function randomComment() { var comment = comments[Math.floor(Math.random()*comments.length)]; document.write("

" + comment + "

"); } // Chooses how many comments should appear var manyComments = Math.random(); if (manyComments<0.1) { many = 1; } else if (manyComments<0.6) { many = 2; } else if (manyComments<0.9) { many = 3; } else { many = 4; } while (many >= 1) { randomComment(); many = many - 1; } }